sgt-innocuous:

walking into tumblr today like

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buggyeyes:

lioness–hart:

lioness–hart:

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

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anarchy-kisses:

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

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affectionatesuggestion:

I want to eat you out under the mistletoe

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buttonpoetry:

“Don’t worry,’ the medic said, ‘It’s just a panic attack,’ as if that would comfort me, to know I am the enemy, my body––its own stalker.”

— Andrea Gibson, from Lord of the Butterflies

mothsfuzz:

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

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queerbeerz:

I am screAMING

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